Romance Is Boring letra

Darling, I'm with St. Bernards
And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
And if they die then it is on my head
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed

You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking yawning
We're proving to each other romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring

Start as I mean to continue
Complacent and self-involved
You're trying not to be nervous
Wish you were trying at all
I will wake, I will bake, I will bake phallic cake
Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
It's the way of living that I espouse

You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
To each other that romance is boring

We are two ships that pass in the night
You and I, we are nothing alike
I am a pleasure cruise, you've gone out to trawl
Return nets empty, nothing and oh

You're pouting in your sleep, waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other romance is boring

You're pouting in your sleep, waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring

Wilbur Soot - Letras

• 10 Week Rule
• Amazon Standing Lamp
• Around The Pomegranate
• Diegetic Little Freak
• Dropshipped Cat Shirt
• Eulogy
• For Memories
• Glass Chalet
• Goodnight
• I Am Very Smart
• I Don't Think It Will Ever End
• I'm In Love With An E-girl
• I'm Sorry Boris
• Internet Ruined Me
• It's All Futile! It's All Pointless!
• Jubilee Line
• Karen, Please Come Back, I Miss The Kids
• L'manberg Anthem
• La Jolla
• Losing Face
• Maybe I Was Boring
• Melatonin 130
• Mine / Yours
• Oh Distant You
• Romance Is Boring
• Saline Solution
• Screensaver
• Since I Saw Vienna
• Soft Boy
• The "Nice Guy" Ballad
• The Median
• The Squid Song
• Trying Not To Think About It
• White Wine In a Wetherspoons
• Your New Boyfriend
• Your Sister Was Right